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  • 1337: <(0d3>v146r4</(0d3>
  • |_|(3: <(0d3>\/|á6rà</(0d3>

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  • <(0d3>13375|°34|<</(0d3> (L3375p34k)
  • <(0d3>ph34r |\/|3</(0d3> (f34r m3 = Für(h73 m1(h)
  • <(0d3>1 0wnz0r j00</(0d3> (1 0wn y0u = 37w4 |)u 63hör57 m1r 0d3r 1(h 8351363 d1(h)
  • <(0d3>1 4|\/| f47</(0d3> (1 4m f47 = 1(h 81n f377)
  • <(0d3>1337 pr0 57y|3 h4xX0r</(0d3> ([[|-|4(k3r]])
  • <(0d3>1 4|\/| <00|_</(0d3> (1 4m (00| = fr31 ü83r537z7 1(h 81n 5up3r)
  • <(0d3>2 1337 4 |_|</(0d3> (700 |337 f0r y0u = fr31 ü83r537z7 1(h 81n 83553r 4|5 du/zu 6u7 für d1(h)
  • <(0d3>p\/\/ /|/ |)</(0d3> (()wn3d! 8zw. Pwn3d! = fr31 ü83r537z7 3rw15(h7! 0d3r |)0m1n13r7)
  • <(0d3>1 R 1337</(0d3> (1 4r3 |337, 6r4mm471k4|15(h f4|5(h35 3n6|15(h = 37w4 1(h 81n kr455)
  • <(0d3>w007</(0d3> (4u5dru(k v0n Fr3ud3 0d3r 4ufr36un6)
  • <(0d3>pr0n</(0d3> (p0rn = P0rn06r4ph13)
  • <(0d3>/\ \/\/ |°</(0d3> (4\/\/P = 4r(71( \/\/4rf4r3 |\/|46num (P0|1(3 |\/|0d3|) = mä(h71635 Präz1510n563w3hr (m4ß638|1(h 83k4nn7 63w0rd3n dur(h d3n w317 v3r8r317373n 1n3-[[|\/|u|71p|4y3r]]- 5h0073r (0un73r 57r1k3)
  • <(0d3>k3w1</(0d3> (k3w| = (00|)
  • <(0d3>n008</(0d3> (|\|008 = n3w813, ü83r537z7 |\|3u|1n6, 83z31(hnun6 für 31n3 P3r50n, d13 1n 31n3r 54(h3 n0(h n1(h7 6u7, d4 n3u und un3rf4hr3n 157)
  • <(0d3>5(hw000h|!</(0d3> (5(hw000h| = , ü83r537z7 5(hwu|, 83z31(hnun6 für 31n3 h0m053xu3||3 P3r50n/|-|4nd|un6, 0d3r 483r 31n3 54(h3 d13 4|5 n1(h7 "6u7" d3f1n13r7 w1rd.)

Z4h|3n/Z31(h3n und d4zu63hör163 8u(h57483n:

4 = @ , 4 , /\ 
8 = |3 , 8 , ß
( = ( , [ , <
|) = |)
3 = 3 , €
F = |= , P|-|
6 = 6, &, 9
|-| = |-| , # , }{ , ]-[
1 = 1 , !
J = _|
|{ = |< , |{ , |(
L = 1, |_ , £ , |
|\/| = /\/\ , /\/\, |\/|, ]\/[, |\/| , 44
|\| = |\| , /\/ , /\/, |\/ , /\\/
() = 0 , () , [], * , °
P = |° , p , |> , |*
Q = 0_
R = |2 , 2 , 1²
5 = 5 , $ , § , ?
7 = 7 , + , †
|_| = |_| , µ
\/ = \/
\/\/ = \/\/ , \/\/ , \4/ , \\' , uu
X = >< , )(, }{
Y = `/ , 9
Z = z , 2

64nz3 \/\/ör73r:

1 = 0n3 (»5um1« = »50m30n3« = »j3m4nd«)(»n1« = »n1(3 0n3« = »5(hön 63m4(h7, 53hr 6u7«)
2 = 700 / 70 (»1 4m 2 h4rd«), 70 (»m4k3 57h. 2 d0 57h.«)
4 = f0r
8 = 4(h7 / 316h7 / »-173« (»[6]n8« = »[600d] n16h7« = »[6u73] |\|4(h7«)
8 = 83 (»70 83« = »531n«)
( = 533 (»70 533« = »53h3n«; »(u« = »533 y0u« = »m4n 513h7 51(h«)
1 = 1 (»1(h«)
k = 0k (4u(h: »k|4r«)
m = 4m (»1 4m = »1(h 81n«; z.&n85p;8. »1 m, u r« = »1 4m, y0u 4r3« = »1(h 81n, du 8157«)
r = 4r3 (»y0u 4r3 = »du 8157«)
u = y0u (»du«)
y = why (»w4rum«), y34h (»j4«)

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